This happened a while ago... but it's too good not to blog.
I was standing out front of a friend's house where we had a large cancer fundraiser. For the occasion a friend and I got gotten tank tops made up with "Fuck Cancer" on the front.
While we were waiting for a cab a guy walked up to me and said: "Eww... I wouldn't want to fuck cancer."
"I'd rather fuck cancer than AIDS," I retorted.
"Why," he said, "You can cure AIDS, you can't cure cancer."
The worst part was that my friend agreed... And they thought that there was some big, government cover-up and all the rich people were being cured of AIDS.
Well guess what... if there was a cure for AIDS we'd know. I'm not saying that because I'm a glass-half-full kind of person, I'm saying it because if there was a cure the pharmaceutical companies would be making FAT cash off of it.
If you don't believe me, go around riding bareback. I dare you.