This guy who went to my high school texted me the other night at around 1:00am or so saying: "Hey what's up?"
Oh yeah, I should mention that I haven't seen or spoken to him in probably a year.
I write back: "Just in bed trying to sleep."
He's like: "Oh well we should hang out soon."
To which I reply: "Yeah ok but I really wanna get some sleep cus I'm working tomorrow."
So he says: "Ok. Text me in the morning. Send me a pic."
Ummm you can't just creep Facebook like a normal person?
Taken aback I write: "Why the hell would I send you a pic?"
Him: "Well I haven't seen you in a while."
Me: "We can hang out but you have to stop being a creeper."
Him: "Ok call me tomorrow! :) "
Oh yeah, one more thing. He gave my sister's friend chlamydia a few months ago. Just saying.