Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hottest Hockey Player Awards - Hottest Guys in the NHL

Well ladies and gentlemen... I've (with the help of Nicole) finally narrowed down the 40 Hottest Guys in the NHL into categories.

In honour of the playoffs please enjoy the Hottest Hockey Player Awards 2009!

Hottest Frenchman
- Antoine Vermette (Tie) Vincent Lecavalier
Runner up: Jean Francois Jacques
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ... ce soir?



Hottest Captain - Mike Richards
Runner up: Jarome Iginla
"What's that captain? Take my pants off? Aye aye!"


Hottest American - John Michael Liles
Runner up: Marty Reasoner
God Bless America!


Hottest Import - Henrik Lundqvist
Runner up: Mikko Koivu
I would strip search them when they come across the border!


Hottest Goalie - Carey Price
Runners up: Marc Denis, Andrew Raycroft
The only time goalies score... is on me! Just kidding!


Hottest Midget … Oops I mean “Little Person” - Martin St. Louis
5'9" may not be short in the real world, but in the NHL it just won't cut it. Wait, it's still short in the real world.


Hottest Ex-Canuck - Peter Schaefer (Tie) Nolan Baumgartner (Tie) Marcus Naslund
I'd rather run into them than any of my exes!



Hottest guy who looks like he should be on “The Bachelor” - Rick Dipietro
... and I bet it'd be "The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony EVER!"


Hottest guy who should get an AIDS Test - Jose Theodore
Two words: Paris Hilton. 'Nuff said.


Hottest Guy whose Name I can Never Remember - Brad Stuart
Who?


Hottest Guy that's Engaged to a Cougar - Jarret Stoll
He's 26, Rachel Hunter (Rod Stewart's ex) is 39. You go girl!


Hottest Guy that looks like a Soap Opera Star - Sheldon Souray
Like sands through the hourglass...


Hottest Guy I've met at the Roxy - Shane O'Brien (Tie) Brent Seabrook
Don't try and figure out which blog story is from which guy... you will lose.


Hottest Old Guy - Mike Modano (Tie) Brendan Shanahan
These men brought to you by Viagra!



Hottest Ottawa Senator - Mike Fisher
Runners up: Wade Redden, Jason Spezza
He's dating Carrie Underwood... but I'd let him dig his key into my 4-wheel drive!


Hottest Guy that is my Future Husband - Taylor Pyatt
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful...


Hottest Sell Out - Sidney Crosby
This guy has peddled everything from Tim Hortons to Upper-Deck to Reebok to Gatorade... Props for looking awesome shirtless though!


Hottest Eskimo that Nailed a Country Broad - Jordin Tootoo
Oh I'm sorry... Inuit that made love to a sweet girl? I'm talking Kellie Pickler here people! She may be slightly retarded but she's got blonde hair and big boobs and that's what's important, right?


Hottest Babyface - Kari Lehtonen (Tie) Derick Brassard
Runners up: Gilbert Brule, Mason Raymond
Don't worry... they're legal!


Hottest Calgary Flame - Rene Bourque
Runners up: Matthew Lombardi, Mike Cammalleri
They're so hot... they're on FIRE! (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)


Hottest Guy that shares a name with a Hypnotist - Marc Savard
You are getting sleepy... veeeery sleepy. Hope it's not GHB!


Hottest Guy that's Banged Elisha Cuthbert - Sean Avery
Runner up: Dion Phaneuf
Gotta love a guy that fights dirty and calls another dude out for having his sloppy seconds!


37 comments:

vancityrockgirl said...

amazing!
although... mike modano? ugh. i friggin hate him. on principal. not on looks though.
and where's my boyfriend jarko ruutu in the hottest former canuck category?! huh?

Danielle said...

I LOVE Ruutu... Probably my fave Canucks ever, but not looks-wise... more just that I love his big shit-eating grin!

vancityrockgirl said...

i'd also submit dan cloutier for the hottest former canuck. he was pretty good looking... and my friend saw him naked in the locker room and says he has an impressive... er... goalie stick.

Danielle said...

Oh yeah I forgot about him! He's pretty hot.

Anonymous said...

PS.

I agree. I definitely would rather run into anybody but any of my exes! and pull the fake "how you've been doing?" as if I trully cared! lol

*ugh*

Anonymous said...

what about Jeff Carter???

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the movie "youngblood?" (probably you know it line by line) You are Ms. McGill incarnate. One question though-Have you invited any of these boys for tea?

Danielle said...

Just looked up Jeff Carter... not too shabby.

And the movie Youngblood? Never heard of it! Maybe I'll have to hit up Roger's Video.

Anonymous said...

Yay for Mike Richards!

How about some of these guys:

Scottie Upshall
Zach Parise
Joffrey Lupul
Luca Sbisa
Alexander Semin

Anonymous said...

Petr Prucha & Scottie Upshall!!!

Danielle said...

My replies:

Scottie Upshall - not bad
Zach Parise - ok
Joffrey Lupul - sexay! woot woot
Luca Sbisa - pretty hot
Alexander Semin - eww
Petr Prucha - meh

Anonymous said...

Daniel Briere so hot

Anonymous said...

you should do a "hottest guy from sweden" section and go with patrik berglund.....cause wow

Anonymous said...

Were is Dustin Penner, he has to be one of the hottest guys every, and do you see those eyes. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eRJ6KQFaW2M/Sq7gNMoSj7I/AAAAAAAAFDw/H0EWzVLhTME/s400/penner.jpg.

Lisa N said...

hahaha i must say you are one hilarious girl Danielle! I came across your blog while doing a google search for "Hot male hockey players" while bored tonight after watching the Canada/USA game lol...I laughed so hard at all your funny comments..dont worry I'm not a creep! Just wanted to tell you you are hilarious and made my day!! Haha take care
-Lisa
Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada

Karen said...

All I have to say is THANK YOU for posting this - made my day - and you have great taste - though I do believe Zach Parise should have been on the list too. Thanks again - can't wait to see the next one!

Danielle said...

Briere and Berglund... ummm no comment... but Dustin Penner... I agree! Love the eyes!

Nicole said...

This is the best thing ever! Although being from Chicago i would have to include at least Andrew Ladd on there, maybe Patrick Kane (there is something about his playoff mullet)...

Danielle said...

Sorry Nicole... After the Blackhawks kicked the Canucks outta the playoffs I just can't support their hottness. Good luck with the mullet!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the great Post – very COOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I definitely think you haven't seen T.j. Oshie. And Berglund is pretty cute.

Danielle said...

Oshie is kinda cute in that boy-next door way, but he looks really young. Berglund is a hottie though!

Anonymous said...

Mason Raymond is much better than 2nd runner up for hottest baby face.. HES SEXY and where is Alex Burrows? Or Ryan Kesler?

Danielle said...

I agree... Raymond has come a long way on the hottie scale since I posted this. Gotta be the hottest guy on the Canucks now. I don't really see it with Burrows though... Kes is ok, but he seems to have gone downhill in hotness factor lately.

kristi said...

this list is amazing. especially the 'hottest guy that's banged elisha cuthbert" with phaneuf as the runner up. had me laughing out loud...and the marty one was great, too. #26

Anonymous said...

waiiitttt a sec. where is Jonathan Toews. is this a really old post and i just missed it?

Danielle said...

Well the post IS from 2009, but I just don't see it with Toews!

Anonymous said...

patrick sharp anyone???

Lisa said...

haha, this was really good! like the Swedish choices Markus Näslund and Henrik Lundqvist (might be because I'm swedish though. hmmm...)

Anonymous said...

You forgot Paul Kariya who was with the Anaheim Ducks. He is smoking hot for a half-Asian NHLer! Runner up: Ryan Kesler for the Vancouver Canucks who posed nude in ESPN magazine, which makes women horny!

Danielle said...

Haha "Hottest Half Asian" ... not a bad idea. And I did this post WAAAY before Kesler posed half naked. Don't worry... that pic made quite a stir with everyone I know!

Tanya said...

The only list Sydney Crosby deserves to be on is the worlds biggest asshole. He is so NOT hot.

Heidi G said...

hahah I love this stuff.. i found this fun addictive site voting NHL hottest Hockey Players against each other, funny to compare your original list to their top 25

http://www.nhlhockeyhotties.com

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