"I'm still a virgin... it didn't even hit my uterus." - Cece
"That chick is heavy like a first-day period." - My Dad
(With arms outstretched and hands fisted)
"What am I?"
"I dunno, what?"
"Fallopian tubes." - Again, Cece
(Upon looking at the study model of my teeth... I have a teeny mouth)
"How do you even fit a cock in there?" - For the third time, Cece
Wow... These are great if you want to think about something and laugh to yourself and make everyone wonder why you're smiling.