Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Da dum dum dum

I officially finished my speech for my sister's wedding, which isn't for like 4 and a half more months. It's damn good if I do say so myself. And I'm allowed to say that, 'cause I didn't write it... I stole it.

I'm actually just gonna go up there and do a Mini Wheats commerical medly. Her fiance is gonna help chime in ... "Mini mini mini mini wheats" ... "STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR."

I though maybe I could change the words to make it about them... But I thought "Nicki nicki nicki nicki's teats" ... "STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR" was kinda vulgar.

Honestly though... The speech is ready to go.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Danielle!! How did you know my "teats" are strawberry!? and DON'T call me Nicki....