I officially finished my speech for my sister's wedding, which isn't for like 4 and a half more months. It's damn good if I do say so myself. And I'm allowed to say that, 'cause I didn't write it... I stole it.
I'm actually just gonna go up there and do a Mini Wheats commerical medly. Her fiance is gonna help chime in ... "Mini mini mini mini wheats" ... "STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR."
I though maybe I could change the words to make it about them... But I thought "Nicki nicki nicki nicki's teats" ... "STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR" was kinda vulgar.
Honestly though... The speech is ready to go.