Friday, March 28, 2008

It's Snowing

Snow at the end of March... GREAT.
Honestly... What the hell is going on? It's supposed to be Spring!!
Good thing I kept being like "Well as long as it doesn't snow anymore this winter I'm good."

Sunday, March 23, 2008

We'll See!

OK People... There is a chance... CHANCE ... that the curse may be over. I don't wanna get too excited yet... but I met a cuuute guy on Weds and it's looking promising.

I met up with my friend at Moxies for dinner the other night, and she ended up bringing two guy friends. I hadn't gotten dressed up at all and didn't feel like impressing anyone... so I was just totally beaking one of them... Just kept bringing it. And then I was like, "You sit too close to the fire, you're gonna get burned," which everyone really enjoyed. Anyways dinner led to "Hey let's go to the bar," so at like 11 we left and ran home to get changed.

On the way home I mentioned to my friend that one of them was cute... and she was like "Oh, he said the same thing about you." So I told her that I was going to make out with him that night. And I did. At the bar she had texted him: "You're in!" but I didn't know til after. He is a good kisser, let me tell ya!

He called me the other day... and we're supposed to hang out again next Wednesday. Yay! Also my friend who works with him said that he keeps talking about me. That's a good sign too.

Man, it's like highschool. It's so much more fun when you have a friend go-between.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

SECOND Worst Date Ever

I have officially gone on my second worst date ever. Man, it was BAD.

So I'm talking to this guy on the phone and he lives in New West and I'm in Langtown (represent) so we thought we'd meet somewhere. He suggests downtown. Yeah... that's RIGHT in the middle. Then I find out it's 'cause he lost his license for 3 months because of a 24-hr. GREAT!

So we meet at his house and make the trek to the Skytrain to go to Van. On the Skytrain he says a lot of dumb shit. "When I was in Grade 12 I didn't want to be too tall... So I told myself to stop growing... and I did." Apparently he did it by not going to sleep until after 12 because before 12 while you are sleeping is when you do your growing. Well that's what his gym-teacher mom told him. I'm like "Actually they don't know why we sleep... and we grow during the day too," to which he blurts out "Where did you hear that?!?" I tell him I learned in Biology to which he assures me that yep, he took Biology 11 too. I'm like "No, university biology." Which shut him up.

So we get downtown and go for some sushi, which he didn't pay for. I mean come on, I'm NOT high maintenance and I DON'T want a guy falling all over me... But on the first date the dude should pay! Then he gets himself a free green tea from this dispenser and doesn't even offer to pour me one. Thanks. That's not even a date thing. It's a common courtesy thing. He tells me he'll buy us some dessert later. (He didn't.)

After sushi he wanted to go shopping... but he didn't know where he was going and then the mall was closed. Great.

We see that the Vancouver Art Gallery's open and it's by-donation night so we go in. He actually paid, but only because the girl at the desk was like "Do you wanna put $10 on your card for both of you?" and he was like "Mmmmm yeah, I guess so." So we're walking around looking at stuff... and he's like "Are these photos or paintings?" READ THE WALL - They were photos that were edited to look painting-like. Then he's like "No... for sure some of these are paintings!" Yep, you are the expert, buddy! Anyway after like 20 mins he wants to go 'cause he's bored. I was actually enjoying myself. First I like art... second I could kinda walk around by myself without him in there. I'd really like to go back with someone I actually like one day.

After that he suggests a movie... I'm like "No...let's go home." But I still had to take the Skytrain back and then walk back (up a huge hill) to his house. I'm like, "Wow, it's good I didn't wear heels" and he's like "Yeah... plus the sound is really annoying." Ummm OK!

On the way back he decides he needs to go pee, so we need to take a detour by his tennis club. I'm like "Just go in the bushes!" But he wanted a glass of water too. So we go to the damn club and he pees and gets some water (again, does't offer) and we walk back.

I'm like "See ya!" and get in my car and drive away. And that was it. Second worst date ever.

Da dum dum dum

I officially finished my speech for my sister's wedding, which isn't for like 4 and a half more months. It's damn good if I do say so myself. And I'm allowed to say that, 'cause I didn't write it... I stole it.

I'm actually just gonna go up there and do a Mini Wheats commerical medly. Her fiance is gonna help chime in ... "Mini mini mini mini wheats" ... "STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR."

I though maybe I could change the words to make it about them... But I thought "Nicki nicki nicki nicki's teats" ... "STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR" was kinda vulgar.

Honestly though... The speech is ready to go.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Woot Woot

I officially went to my first gay club on Sunday... and it was AWESOME. We went to Celebrities first but it was totally dead, so we went to the Odyssey insead and watched the drag show. I mean what's more entertaining than fat gay guys in dresses lip-synching?

I spent most of the night dancing with this one guy. It was hilairous. He dragged me out onto the dance floor at the very beginning, so no one was out there yet and everyone was watching us. He was so funny too... In a TOTALLY gay accent he kept being like "Oooh my god... Girl you are sooo beautiful! You look like the girl on Gossip Girl." and "I have Neeever seen a GIRL move like that!"

I swear, the only thing better than getting hit on by straight dudes is getting hit on by gay ones.

After the bar we were totally starving so we went for pizza... and then poutine. Oink!!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Shopping Fun

I got wrangled into going shopping with my Mommy today. Kinda boring, yet slightly entertaining. I also made her buy me shampoo and conditioner. SCORE!

First off... I have never seen so many motorized wheelchairs in one place. Honestly old people... You don't work!!! Go shopping on a weekday. Less people's feet for you to wheel over!

Secondly... This girl started to put her groceries into our cart and I was like "Ummm... That's ours!" She was like "I was wondering why you were giving me a weird look."

Thirdly... In the salad dressing aisle there's these new sauces called "Celebrities" or something. There are pics of total local D-list celebrities on them... And Jason Priestly! Awesome!! Speaking of that... The WB is considering doing some sort of spin-off or new version of 90210. I WILL be watching that!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

My Post-Bday

I'm finished finals! Yay!!! Say it with me now: YAYYYY!!!! Now dance! Bow-chica bow bow... Bow chica bow wow. I officially have a week off and get to actually celebrate my birthday.

It was a pain in my ass trying to get people to come out to my birthday. Honestly, I wonder sometimes why I bother. Guess what people... Langley/White Rock = NOT THAT FAR from Vancouver! No... It's NOT going to take you an hour! You aren't going to cross the bridge and be in some crazy old fashioned land where the only music is country, there's no running water and don't even THINK about electricity! I drive to Vancouver and back almost every day... during rush hour. I come out to your birthdays... I'm downtown a lot. I don't think that once a year is too much to ask.

Anyways... Thanks to my friends who did come out and I had lots of fun. We started out at a friends's house, then went to the opening of this new club called The Social. The club seems o-tay... It's nice to have an option other than V-Room if I wanna stay semi-local.

I ended up kissin' a cute boy... A cute half-Asian boy. I know right... You are like "Danielle... and an Asian! Whaaatt?" And he had cute teeth. I told him that. He prefered sexy man-chompers.

After the club we cabbed it to Denny's. I wasn't even that hungry; it was more to divert a certain somebody from going to Van with a random. I think we all know who we are! No more booze for you darlin'!

We got home at 5am. Then breakfast (again) at IHOP when we dragged our bums outta bed. Good times.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

me's getting up there

I am officially 24 years old. I know I thought I was a while back, but I really am now.

What does this mean? One more year closer to dying. One more year I spent single while my little sister and all her friends got engaged and/or married. One more year I was stuck in school.

Oh well. Once I'm 25 I'm going to be a BALLER!

oh yeah

The guy wasn't even a good kisser... drunk or sober. I should have ran for the hills. Like my heroes on Sex and the City say... Bad kisser is a non-negotiable. Also, he kinda spat when he talked. I asked for the news, not the weather, buddy!

a modification to the curse

So I met this new guy and went out with him a few times (3 to be exact) and then have barely heard from him since. He seemed really great. He was totally laid back, we spent all our time joking around and making fun of each other, he was cute, and he knows where hes going in life.

This is pretty strange. He had been calling or texting me every day, and he was the one that asked me to hang out; I wasn't even being needy or anything!

The last time we hung out I went to his house and we chilled and watched a movie and then afterwards we were just cuddling and kissing on the couch... and he's like "Wanna go upstairs?"

Well you people all know about "the curse"... So I didn't really wanna rush things. I was like "Ummm I dunno" and he totally didn't push the issue at all, which I thought was nice, and we just cuddled til I left to go home.

After that I've gotten like 3 texts from him, all really far apart. I honestly don't get it! My friend thinks that he just wanted to get some and when he didn't he gave up... But most guys wait around until they've gotten some don't they?

My curse has a new name: The Curse of the Pussy Denied!