Thursday, December 22, 2005

New job ... new sexy businesswoman clothes!

Well I've finally done it ... quit my job serving! I got a new job at a constuction company (no I'm not a butch, I'm working in the office) and I start January 2nd. I'm happy to be quitting 'cause we are short on managers so we keep having the owners manage and they can be real pricks sometimes.

Anyways last night was my friend's birthday and we went to Roosters and she got just SHITTERED. And the sad thing was that even though she couldn't even hold herself up it still didn't discourage guys from hitting on her. That is the lovely world we live in. I also got to sit right beside her while she hardcore made out with this guy in the limo. Thanks bud.

I also hit on 2 different guys last night ... I mean walked upto them and started a conversation. And I never just do that. I must be getting desperate. The first set of guys had this "I'm too cool" super-coolio attitude so I just walked away and the second one looked promising but I lost him. He's a twin from Burnaby.

I saw this guy I know there, and we used my phone to send his friends that were with him dirty text messages cause they wouldn't recognize my number. None of them really sent anything that great back though, which was dissapointing. I mean if someone sends me a dirty text I'm gonna send something interesting back.

Anyhoo it's almost Christmas and my friend is staying over Xmas eve so that should be interesting. And by interesting I mean a drunken good time.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I ain't sayin she a golddigger ...

Sunday night was the Kanye West concert, and what a drunk night that was! We were a little luckier than our friend who almost got kicked out for blazing on the 2nd level.

The concert was really good. It was a fun show and we were cuttin a rug the whole time. Fantasia (that chick that won American Idol) was the opening act and she sucked ass. It was a lot of her not really singing but screaming the way all black girl singers do and she sounded like a cat in heat. Plus she kept yelling "I love you Vancouver!" I mean gimme a break, stop pretending you like us so we don't have to pretend we like you!

The next day my friend was mad at me 'cause I accidentally left open the door to her hamster cage and it got out and caused a ruckus. I felt really bad about it, but the dumb thing had gotten out before. Anyways she wants to give it away now, which I think is a good idea. A girl that is about to turn 21 does not need a pet hamster.

Anyways I got an email today saying that a one of my agencies has a position in Richmond and they are doing interviews tomorrow so I might head out there, but it depends on my work schedule. Plus she must have emailed me a few days ago and I didn't get it until today. THIS IS WHY WE USE THE PHONE FOR IMPORTANT THINGS PEOPLE! SO I GET THE MESSAGE RIGHT AWAY!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

lickalotapuss to you too

My search for work is going o-tay. I've been on three interviews at three different agencies which have gone alright. I also had a call for a receptionist job at Just Ladies Fitness, but it would be the 5:15 in the morning to 1:30 in the afternoon shift and no way in hell will I drag my ass outta bed at 4:30 to go to work.

Last week was my staff party. It's the only nice thing they do for us all year and there's an open bar. The highlights included 2 guys falling off the bar, one onto the food table. It wasn't as fun as some years...probably because there isn't really anyone there I'm interested in making out with this year. Plus I had an interview the next day so I couldn't drink, which was a downer.

Another topic of interest this week is that my friend informed me that this guy who I used to really like (and fooled around with a couple times) told her that he wants to date her. I don't really like him like that anymore so I told her to go for it. I don't think they will work out anyways cause they have totally conflicting schedules, and he isn't exactly her type. She likes mature guys who are going somewhere and are gonna make lots of money... and well he's in construction. To give him credit though he is extremely good looking, like Brad Pitt sorta, and hes fun... And well she needs to get some so all the power to her.

Also last weekend was my other friend's staff party downtown. I got really hammered at the pub and by the time we got to the Roxy I just wanted to leave. Me and her went home and had a good chat and I threw up and ate some perogies and went to bed on a half folded out futon. It was cold so I took the furry hood off my winter jacket and was wearing it. Oh yah and I forgot, her boss gave me a dinosaur for Christmas and I named it LICKALOTAPUSS!

Anyways tonite is the Kanye West concert so that should be really good, and on Tuesday I think I'm going to the Ozone, which is totally a yucky bar but fun and cheap and that 18-year-old is gonna be there.